Okay so this blog post has come about because of someones rudeness and it got me thinking I should say something about it.
Tonight as I sit at my desk doing what I do best...talking...a guest came in so they could go to their room. Okay no problem, however while waiting for the elevator one of the people cut lose! You should know by now where I am going with this. If you are in a room and fart where everyone can smell and hear you then you should at least say excuse me!!!! There are two kinds of farts...one that no one can hear and the loud ones that everyone in the world knows has happened!!
Lets first talk about the the ones no one can hear! This one you can play down anywhere. I should know for some reason my family gets into a store and they cut loose with the farts!!! These are also the ones that are killer smells!!! With the no hear farts, you don't have to say anything UNTIL someone else says something about them. When someone else says something you can be like I know who ever was here before use better check their underwear, who ever farted must have had a skunk crawl up their ass and so on! If no one hears you, you don't have to take the blame for it.
Now the loud ones the world knows about!!! You know the ones that it sounds like you have a speak coming out of your ass that is hooked up to the radio that is playing some loud Poison song! This kind of fart you can not play down. You should say pardon me, excuse me or something...not just laugh about it. You can laugh about it if you are only around your friends and family, but when in a room with others excuse your self!!! You may think it is funny that you can fart "Cherry Pie" very loud, but when someone else has to smell your ass...that is not so funny.
Now like I said my family is known to just cut lose with the farts in public, so I am use to it and yes sometimes when your frats are talented enough to fart out a song like "Cherry Pie" I do think it is funny. However you should say excuse me! I mean everyone farts, some of us in the world can't be like the up-tight; I do no wrong and I sure as hell can't let anyone hear me fart people can't hold it in until no one is around! Scents I brought them kind of people up let me talk a minute about them. I really feel sorry for them kinds of people. I feel sorry for them because if you look at them they always look like they need to take a shit and walk around looking like they have a stick shoved up their ass! I mean come on people everyone and I mean EVERYONE farts. These people need to get over their self and just fart if they need to! Then people would not look at them and say to themself...yup they are one of them people that don't want anyone know that they fart people. You can be in a room with 100 people and walk around and you could pick those kinds of people out!!!
Now the other part of tonight's post! It is along the same lines as above, however this is going to be about when you have the runs!!!!!!!!! Lets face it we all get the runs also, how you handle them shows wither or not you have class!
If you have class, no matter where you are you will clean up what don't hit the water. Even if you are in a 5,000.00 dress at the CMA's, you have class you will be cleaning it up.
Then you have the un-class people. We all know the ones....they get the runs, don't drop it all in the water and leave it for someone else to clean up! Let me just tell you, no one in the world get's paid enough to clean your runs up!!!!!!!! I mean if you have the runs at home you have to clean it up, so what makes you think that when you are away from home you don't have to clean your runs up?????
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